New member nickname

Now that we have a new member Craig I thought we should try to comeup with a nickname for him so he can feel right at home. mnblogger is not a nickname! Any suggestions. Please free associate either in reference to Apple or Minn. or in relation to our current set of names. I know it may be difficult since you don't know him but please give it a shot. Craig feel free to suggest names or if you prefer to stay mnblogger.